Friday, October 29, 2010

Stop Sucking Phaneuf 2.0

Ever since Dion Phanuef got reconstructive facial surgery, cut off some of his femur so he would be shorter, and changed his first and last name to Ian White, he has been sucking more than usual. This prolonged stunt has been going on for 8 months now, and the only way you can tell Dion Phanuef 1.0 to 2.0 is because he still wears the number 3.

Forgetting about his stats or +/- and the fact that he doesn’t fight or deliver crushing hits anymore (I can forgive that because of the smaller frame) I thought he would be faster but most of the time this season, I have just seen him getting burnt by Jordan Eberle.

Calgary and Edmonton have already played three of their six match ups, and Jordan Eberle has scored two goals. One highlight reel and the other sparked the massive three goal comeback that Calgary barely pulled through. BOTH goals were around Phaneuf v.2, and when watching the game all you ever see is Eberle dancing around Phaneuf (White) like a little bitch and getting an amazing scoring chance. This might be excusable since Phaneuf is just getting paid 3 million a year now but I swear if he gets beaten by Eberle another time this year I’m gonna force Darryl to trade him to Toronto.


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