Joffery Lupul. Fernando Pisani. Dustin Penner. Eric Cole.
That's a long list of crappy forwards that played for the Edmonton Oilers. All were supposed to contribute offensively, and all of them really sucked. It's the BOWC Curse of the Oil.
Soon to be joining them is internet phenom Linus Omark. This kid had a nice shootout goal the other day that has been a youtube sensation. He was drafted in the 4th round by the Oilers and there has been talks that the Oil want to sign him before the KHL does.
Sure, the kid obviously has hands. Maybe he is actually really good in the Swedish League, but we wouldn't know here at the BOWC cause we follow NHL players, not shitty European league players.
But this guy had a good goal a while back too remember? Marek Malik
So don't do anything stupider than usually Edmonton