Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Petition: Break Up Phaneuf and Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert is a fucking skank. She's a puck hopping whore. Dating Sean Avery, Mike Komiserk, and now she has infected Dion Phaneuf.

Everyone has agreed that Phaneuf's progression as a player has stalled and this year has been his worse season ever. He was supposed to contend for the Norris Trophy this year, but instead, he will only be contending for the Stanley Cup.

In the three years Pre -Whore Era:

05-06 : 20 goals, 20 assists, 49 points, +5
06-07: 17 goals, 33 assists, 50 points, +10
07-08: 17 goals,43 assists, 60 points, +12

Post-WHore Era:
08-09: 11 goals, 36 assits, 47 points, -11

-11!!! He is a defensive liability and is scoring less even though the Flames are scoring more.

This is BOWC's call for signatures to break up Phaneuf and Cuthbert. If we get over 3 comments agreeing, we'll email this post to Darryl Sutter and he will take Cuthbert out to the prison that Napolean was sent to.

I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT THIS SUMMER!!!





















-Hal

6 comments:

  1. Signed

    Writers shouldn't count though.

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  2. You're an idiot.

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  3. Hey do you see us come to your blog and write anonymous insults? Then again how would you know right?

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  4. Any mail is fan mail. Can you at least sign the petition please? Unless you are Dion Phaneuf ...

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  5. i refuse to sign the petition because it will help the canucks. i hired elisha cuthbert to destroy the flames. hahahahahahahah

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  6. Signed.

    I love how the poster a couple above is either DP himself or one of Elisha C's publicists. Actually, probably one of hers, since let's be honest, it's doubtful DP could spell idiot.

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