Ottawa
Bryan Murray is,
Trying to please all the fans,
By bringing hot babes
Pittsburgh
Crosby and Guerin
Are they Guerin-teed to win?
Depends on Malkin
Canadiens
No moves for Gainey?
They must win the Stanley Cup
Or he will be killed
Waiver Players
Satan goes unclaimed
He can't even score with Cros,
That is pretty lame
Fourth-two and old,
Can barely skate or score, but
His heart is pure gold
Boston
Recchi plays with Chuck,
Players frown and say what luck,
What a huge honor
Phoenix
Lombo can sure skate
Why did Senators not take?
He could score hot date
Make way Wayne Gretzky
Scottie Upshall is coming
Soon you'll be golfing
Philadelphia
Fly like an eagle,
Let my spirit carry me
Carcillo can't fly
Columbus
Antoine with Rick Nash
Will he help them win the cup?
No he cannot pass
Toronto
Kolzig is a Leaf
How many goalies are there?
Too bad they all suck
Anaheim
Shootout specialist
Not much of a catalyst
When is Pronger gone?
-Hal
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