Now, you may be saying, oh wow, someone who hates the Leafs, that’s original. Well, my sarcastic reader, what makes me different is that I actually used to like the Leafs. Now, before you stop reading, let me explain. I used to like the Leafs back when they had the legendary hockey player, Tie Domi. Tie Domi managed to bang Belinda Stronach, the hottest piece of ass in all of Canadian politics, despite the fact that he had a head like one of the aliens in Mars Attacks!. Tie Domi is a Canadian hero. Once he left the team, however, I gradually understood how awful Toronto is as a team, and as an organization, from top to bottom.
So anyways, I would like to congratulate Toronto on their new strategy, which is remarkably similar to their old strategy. Looks like they can expect at least another 40 years without a Stanley Cup the way things are going, but that won’t stop them from declaring themselves the victor at the beginning of all 40 of those seasons. Mission Accomplished.