Thursday, March 19, 2009

An Ode to the Eastern Conference

I would wage a bet,
Division leads have been set
Bruins, New Jersey, Caps

fourth place wants home ice
Pens or flyers take the slice,
I'd bone rachel weisz.

And heres some advice,
don't use birth control device,
Roll the fucking dice.

Last three spots are hard,
rangers, habs and canes for sho',
Panthers are no go.

Too much injuries,
and four losses in a row,
Goodbye Florida.

Even though Habs Suck,
They will still make the playoffs,
because they've got luck


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