Sunday, March 1, 2009

Yes, I'm a loser

Just in case you ever wondered what you'd get if you crossed a historic night from Iggy with a university student who is sick of studying for an upcoming test... this is it.


So obviously Iggy is Mario, I hope I don't have to explain that one. Yes, that's Datsyuk as a pirhanna plant, because he strikes quickly and when you least expect it. And if you ignore him it will come back to bite you in the ass. Thornton is a lakitu because hes a floater, and he will occasionally chuck a minion at you by assisting on goals by incompetent losers like Cheechoo. The two hammer bros are the Sedins cause they are bros and they like to move around in circles and shoot things at you (when they cycle the puck in the offensive zone). I didn't really do anything with them but lets just say the goombas are the minnesota wild (boring, slow, not much of a threat) and the turtle is Matthew Lombardi just cause he can move back and forth really fast and doesn't really do anything. Ok, back to studying.



  1. LOL... Sedins... the Hammer bros. Nice buddy!

  2. yo btw... link my blog to it... I want to make it for all sports so you guys should contribute!!

  3. i think peach should be a genetic combination of all the hockey hotties: janet gretzky's firm 1980's body, elisha cuthberts lips, hillary duff's age and carrie underwoods singing talent.