Brierre

Hes getting some exploratory surgery on his groin and he will be out two weeks. this only adds to the injuries that philly has suffered so far this season, which include simon gagne and derian hatcher, the latter has been out the entire season. Not to mention that Upshall and Lupul are both sitting out with the flu right now. Considering all the injuries, they are still playing decently sitting in 6th place in the east.

Brierres groin explodes,
Like Rachel Dawes in Dark Night,
I'd explore her groin

-hark