Wednesday, May 7, 2008

NHLers becoming Celebrities (question mark)

In the Calgary Herald today, it was finally announced that NHL stars have become celebrities. After all, Dion Phaneuf is now dating Elisha Cuthbert.

When will Sidney Crosby or Alexander Ovechkin get there hollywood date. Hopefully soon. Wayne Gretzky was able to snag the sports illustrated swimsuit model and host of the Firm Ultra body workout video series named Janet Marie Jones. Wayne met Janet in his fifth season in the NHL, but they did not start dating until his 8th season, and they got married in his 9th season. He won 1 stanley before he met Janet. One Stanley cup after he met janet but before they started dating. 1 stnaley cup while he dated janet. and one stanley cup after they were married. This means he had one stanley cup for each phase of his relationship with Janet. His best season came a year after meeting Janet. Wayne was traded to LA 1 year after he married Janet. Did Janet lure Wayne away from Edmonton because Janet did not want to live in Edmonton (question mark)

Could Elisha Cuthbert be luring Dion Phaneuf away to her favorite team the LA Kings. Maybe thats how the kings work. They get hot girls to lure superstar players down to LA. Watch out Flames fans, Elish Cuthbert could be your downfall. But Maybe Dionès great play in the playoffs can be attributed to Elisha Cuthbert.

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