All That Darryl Sutter Wants

Note: Read in the tune of Ace of Bases hit single "All That She Wants"

He leads a stressful life
He leads a stressful life

When he woke up late in the morning
Light and the day had just begun
He opened up her eyes and thought
O what a morning
Its another day for work
Its not a day for catching tan
I must go and appease the Calgary Flames fan
Hes going to get us ..

All that he wants is a number one center for Jarome Iginla
Hes gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is for Mikka Kippersoft to not spend the first two months as training camp
All that he wants is to trade Alex Tanguay
Hes gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is for the Calgary Flames to get passed the first round of the playoffs
All that he wants - all that he wants


So if you are in sight and the day is right
Hes a hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you
Wont talk forever
Its a night for dealing
And the morning means hello
Beware of what is flashing in his eyes
Hes going to get you
All that he wants...

All that he wants is Chuck Kobasew back
Hes gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is Sidney Crosby
All that he wants is top 10 draft pick
Hes gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is for the Calgary Flames to get passed the first round of the playoffs
All that he wants - all that he wants

Yeaaaa.